This is an original painting called "Toptit." It is part of the Birds in Hats series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work with real money.
This gentlemanly fellow bops from branch to branch in the forest, hob-knobbing up a storm with his stylish chaps and tip-top hat. He's the toppest tit in town.
The cost of this painting is $10,000, which is a 96% discount on its NFT equivalent, which is also called Toptit. Buy now and save!
Buying this painting entitles the purchaser to a.) The Original painting of Toptit, unvarnished acrylic on a 6x6 inch canvas, b.) the destruction (by burning) of this painting's NFT equivalent.
The purchaser buys this painting under the strict condition that a.) they will never, ever turn it into an NFT and b.) shipping costs extra and is arranged between buyer and seller after the sale.