You have just tried to join similar phases and clieies and a few other common words to mimik what sort of thing Mike would say. It ends up sounding like complete hogwash and not at all interesting and not of any interestingness, that mike always shows consistently & in vast & hugely original and reasonable. That is always very well thought out and well panned, in a very listenable intelligent and proper way, all the time.
All your predictive text not does is botch up very good thinking and words that looses the total meaning of anything so that it becomes meaningless rubbish and lies and confusing giberishness that no one with as any interlect would be bothered to waste their time with to even try to decipher. With this the rubbish that your predictive textes phases writes by using all the words that Mike Hosking uses; You have seriously ruined all common sense structure, by rearaging words and context completely. If this is how predictive text, bot, ‘ botch ‘ works. Mike and no real human being who has ever written or said any thing with any interlect needs to be worried about text botch trying to ever make them redundant, with as all the the rubbish that you turn his huge interlect into displayed in all the above predictive word mitch matches that will never happen!