The Department of Biological Determinism

This is a short story set in the world of Harry Potter. Any questions sparked by that sentence, like “why?” and “no, seriously, after everything JKR has said and done… why?“ are, I’m afraid, best answered by reading the the fanfic. I know that the words “fanfic” and “Harry Potter” are enough to create a near-impenetrable resistance to clicking links or reading further, but seriously, if you like any of my work, just read:

The Department of Biological Determinism

(The story is hosted at Archive Of Our Own for not-getting-sued-into-oblivion reasons.)