A skeptical dive into the weird, sketchy, occasionally life-changing world
of self-improvement.

  • Apropos of something

    Apropos of something

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    I was in bed, scrolling through Bluesky, when I saw it. An activist and journalist I follow broke the story, moments after it happened. I told my wife. “Are you sure? It’d be on the news sites.” “Yeah, probably not. Then again – I’ve followed her for ages, she reported on Charlotteville, and I’ve never […]

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  • Making The Link

    Making The Link

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    While I’m working on a bigger piece, I figured I’d write up some self-improvement links I thought were worth collecting. I haven’t done this before so I’m not sure if it’s a good idea. Do you like…

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  • Going To Pot

    Going To Pot

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    It’s not about marijuana, sorry. I’ll save that for another time. It’s about the garden. See, we have these potted plants on the deck. There’s herbs, some plants some friends gave us, a plant with a horrifically…

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  • The Bitter-Pill Truth About Making Your Bed

    The Bitter-Pill Truth About Making Your Bed

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    Steel yourselves. I don’t know how one steels themselves – perhaps it is by taking an enormous amount of iron, grabbing a few charcoal bricks, and climbing into a blast furnace – but do what you need…

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  • He’s checking in

    He’s checking in

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    Time for a low-pressure check-in newsletter. How are you doing? Good? Don’t worry, I’ll have found a way to make you feel bad by the end of this. Yeet Your Phone: The Yeetening In phone-yeeting news, I…

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  • Hey Arnold: a review of Be Useful by Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Hey Arnold: a review of Be Useful by Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    There can’t be many people in the world more genuinely impressive than Arnold Schwarzenegger. His life trajectory is the stuff of (living) legend: born into obscurity and relative poverty in Austria, he became the world’s greatest bodybuilder,…

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  • Two steps forward, one step back

    Two steps forward, one step back

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    As many people do, I had high hopes for the start of the year. I was on top of the yard work, I’d just finished listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s audiobook, I had a painting just about finished,…

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  • The Stories Men Tell Themselves

    The Stories Men Tell Themselves

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    A while ago I asked my friend Robbie if he’d be interested in writing a guest piece for the Cynic’s Guide, for a few reasons. One is that he’s a fantastic writer, and another is that he’s…

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  • Now live on Ghost

    Now live on Ghost

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    This is The Cynic’s Guide To Self-Improvement, a new version of a former Substack newsletter by Joshua Drummond. Things will be up and running here shortly, but you can subscribe in the meantime if you’d like to…

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  • Are New Year’s resolutions doomed to fail?

    Are New Year’s resolutions doomed to fail?

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    You’ll have no doubt heard that only a small percentage of people who make a New Year’s resolution manage to keep it. It’s a piece of pop dicta, repeated endlessly in the period just before December 31…

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  • Substackers against Nazis

    Substackers against Nazis

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    There’s a good chance you’ve seen the following letter a lot lately: I’ve been meaning to send it out for a while now. I’m sending it to recipients of both The Bad Newsletter and here on the…

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